Him: Well, now that you mention it, yes!
Me: Swear on Gabe's life?
Convinced I'm pregnant, I find I have a teensy bit of a bloody nose. I google that and early pregnancy symptoms.
In my head: I'm probably pregnant. I should test, you know, just in case. I do feel particularly huge today.
Also in my head: I should probably get a test. What if it was positive? Yeah right. Like that's going to happen. Oh, c'mon, Ashley, it could definitely be positive. Just think positively.
In my head: It's too early. There's definitely something to this feeling of large-osity. I'll wait three more days.