SURPRISE!
This guy's playing it cool---
two days in on our
counter counter.
The fact remains.
It is in his best interest
to accept our
very generous
offer.
I've considered
calling him on the phone---
I found his number
easily
on Whitepages.com.
Hello, sir,
I'd say.
Let's talk.
What's it going to take
within reason,
'cuz I'm thinking of
moving into that house.
Let's talk.
By the way, sir,
your parents had impeccable taste.
You must love that house a lot.
And why not?
We're just so pleased
something like it is
on the market.
On the advice of others,
I may even bring daughters
into the picture.
He has three of them,
so they say.
Oh, daughters, sir.
How delightful they are!
And they grow up so fast,
don't they.
Like they say, sir,
sugar, spice, and everything nice!
Anyway,
if you know B
you know how he
bristled at this idea.
Frankly, NO!,
he said.
I was instantly transported back
to the beginning of our r'ship,
circa 2002,
when I had a very similar feeling about
playing the love game.
Shiver me timbers,
that was hard.
I just wanted him, you know?
Screw all of the pretend stuff.
There were so many rules
and, well, I've never been good at rules.
The urge then was to call, call, call.
Connect, connect, connect.
Breathe in the fresh scent of laundry
on his neck.
Thank GOD I had friends and family members
in such a time as that.
I usually didn't call,
thankyouverymuch.
I was pretty cool(ish).
And so I remain,
no calls yet logged
to this game player
slash
homeowner
slash (in my realtor's words)
"businessman."
Fingers crossed.
And day 43.

3 Backseat Drivers:
Say it like it is! I love you.