Or, WELCOME HOME, MISTER NICK!
Your lady friend
has been anxiously awaiting your arrival.
The things that were said about you while you were away:
Nick has a 'stache. It's something they do.
---and---
Where is he, Linds?
Uh....
You can't tell me, right?
Nope.
You think your phone is tapped?
Anyway, I got to thinking how probably CTU was totally listening to Lindsay's conversations about poop in cars and unemployment and how most likely Chloe and Jack Bauer are next in line for welcoming you home, seeing as how they are definitely getting all emails and Nick-related correspondence.
I am so glad you are home and safe. Rest, eat up, live a little. Get on down to the Maldives and make a baby, or, uh, sheesh.
(On that note, did you know pilots of your persuasion are more likely to have girls?)
Whatever---look at this view?

Kisses!


1 Backseat Drivers:
Say it like it is! I love you.